Saturday, September 17, 2005

Dear Fellow Citizens

The President of the United States of America did, indeed, turn a new corner with his Truman like acceptance of responsibility this week. If you feel he seemed a bit reluctant & uncomfortable saying it, well, that's your problem. Deal with it!

On Thursday night we got a real touch of his Compassionate Conservative side as he promised to rebuild New Orleans with $200 billion of our money & wipe away poverty, injustices and inequality, all with one swoop of the almighty American dollar. (Did he mention they've suspended prevailing wages for contractor's while the poor in the ravaged area are hired? Yes. They'll be making minimum wage. FYI: that's $5.15 an hour)

Remember when Valerie Plame was outed as a CIA agent? On June 11, 2004, Bushi came right out & said that he would fire anybody who was involved in this leak to the press about information. When it was confirmed the leaker was Karl Rove, on July 18, 2005, Bushi said, "[i]f someone committed a crime, they will no longer work in my administration."

Well, let's go back to the Thursday night's speech for a minute. Remember when Bushi announced the $200 billion dollar reconstruction plan in New Orleans. Do you remember that?

Now, let's jump back to Karl Rove & Bushi. It seems that Bushi isn't wrong, no, no. Not our Bushi. It's we, the American people who misunderstood what Bushi said. He just wants to clarify.
Bushi never said "fire" so just cross out the word fire. Good job! What he said & what all of us misheard was when he used the word "HIRE".
You see, fellow dumb Americans, such as myself, Bushi has appointed aka HIRED Karl Rove to be in charge of the Gulf Coast reconstruction plan. (Looks like he's on the right track to repeat history Michael Brown!). Afterall, he's gotta spread the wealth. It can't just be Halliburton that's gonna get richer off this!

I assume some of you out there are skeptics and, well, it figures! Bushi is just trying to do something out of goodwill & it figures you liberals are gonna twist things all screwy.
I'm sure he's learned from his questionnable hiring of the former head of FEMA, Michael Brown, aka horse-awarder-firee to put only qualified people in high places.

So, I've decided to lay out Rove's qualifications for you party poopers. They are as follows:

1992 ~ Fired from the Bushi Gubernatorial Campaign for planting a disparaging story about a Bushi with Bob Novak.

2000 ~ Smear campaign against Decorated War Veteran, John Mc Cain ~ Rove suggests former POW McCain committed treason and fathered a child out of wedlock. After Rove denied role in McCain Whisper Campaign, reporters concluded he was behind it. They dubbed this Decorated Vietnman War Veteran, Mc Cain "The fag candidate". (and it was Bushi who was the cheerleader!)

2003 ~ Identifying a covert CIA agent. Of course, this was in retaliation for Valerie Plame's husband, Joseph Wilson, reporting the FACTS regarding Iraq & WMD.
(a federal crime)

2005 ~ Lying to the grand jury about knowledge of the leaking of Plame's name.
(another federal crime)

It seems you can't trust Bushi further than you can throw him. His coming to town brought temporary lights to ">Jackson Square & his leaving town left them in the dark. Again.

Are you surprised? Is anybody surprised? Has this person who is called our president done anything more consistently than lie? (My bad! I forgot his screwing up the English language...GOOD JOB YALE! hmmm maybe he didn't show up midway through college either)

The outrage? The silence? Right, the silence. Because behind one stupid president are over 50% of Americans following blindly.

If you voted for him in 2000; that's your American right. If you voted for him in 2004, well...while I wouldn't call it the smartest choice, it's still your American right. But if you still BELIEVE him, then go and find a hammer and hit yourself in the head with it repeatedly!

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posted by jane at 12:29 AM