Monday, August 29, 2005

Bush to encourage Seniors to sign up...

I was wondering what all the commotion in the sky was about. I'd forgotten that President Bush was coming to town to pay a visit in Rancho Cucamonga. He's speaking today in hopes of having those in the audience sign up for the new Medicare program. (I hope they watch what they sign up for)

As usual with Bush, it won't be your Average Joe American, it will be his selective audience that's 110% pro-Bush & will only ask pre-screened questions. (you know how radical those senior citizens can be!)

This is a rather new community that's developed in the last 10 years.
When I was growing up, whenever we were going somewhere, we'd ask & be told, "We're going to Cucamonga." That was general for "It's going to be a long ride."

The area out here is growing so fast, in Rancho Cucamonga a woman was shocked when she saw coyotes in her neighborhood, which backs up to the San Bernardino Mountains. She must not have bothered to notice the name of her home tract & her children's elementary school was Coyote Canyon.

I'm hoping while Bush is here, maybe he'll change into his wranglers & take a spin down to Harbor City's Lake Machado in L.A. County. They say the wranglers may have met their match, but I'm sure if 'ol Dubya put on his waders he could surely wrestle Harbor Harry aka The Monster of Machado Lake aka Reggie. Reggie, you see, is a big 'ol crocodile who outgrew his residential digs, so his owners released him into a public lake.

Reggie's owner, an ex-police LAPD officer was arrested for having pot plants & illegal exotic animals. That's how they found out he's the owner & he dumped poor 'ol Reggie in the lake.

So, President Bush, while you're here, what do ya say about doing some vacationing in Lake Machado. Reggie needs to be caught and while we won't let you kill him, how about if we bought ya some faux croc boots & a belt as a thank you?

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posted by jane at 2:04 PM