Friday, August 26, 2005

Do you want to have your dick cut off?

Sometimes I like to read about stupid criminals & it's not hard to find stories about them. I found this story on Court TV.com:

Man Threatens To Castrate Ice-Cream Vendor

According to the West Hartford, Conn. Police report, 17 year old ice cream truck driver was just trying to make an honest day's living on August, 21, 2005. As he was truckin' along, listening to "It's a Small World", suddenly, out of nowhere comes 46 year old Matthew Flynn!
but Mr. Flynn stops right in front of the ice cream truck & plants himself there!

but that's not all..

Mr. Flynn, it seems, has a pair of hedge clippers in his hands & is waving them in the air.

Then good 'ol Matthew orders the young driver to turn off the music & leave!


The driver complies, turns off the music & turns the truck around.

But that wasn't good enough...

As the ice cream man is driving away, Matthew Flynn runs alongside the truck and makes cutting motions with the clippers.

According to Sgt. Jeff Rose, "He pushed the clippers into the driver's face and asked, 'Do you want to have your dick cut off?'"

After the driver fled, he filed a complaint at the police department, Flynn was arrested and charged with threatening and breach of peace. (Shouldn't it also be for attempted breach of penis too?) He was released on $500 bond.

If you're wondering WHY he did this, Mr. Flynn told the officers that he hates ice cream music. (wah wah wah)

-If you want to read about more stupid criminals:

Man may have set monitoring device, self on fire

Owners of jaywalking chicken get ticket

Drunken man tries to ride lawn mower to grocery store

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posted by jane at 1:43 PM