Thursday, December 08, 2005

THIS 'N THAT

Do you have penis envy? Are you worried that you or someone you love may be becoming depressed? Maybe you're a movie buff? When it comes to telling jokes, do you bomb? Do you like shopping online & need a Christmas tree? Hate phone call centers & their never ending call trees? Got a soft spot in your heart for kittys? Are you looking for a great new blog to read? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, then I've got a topic for you!

Perhaps you don't even have a penis, but after this, I bet we ALL have penis envy.
A Californian man (of course, California...why always us?) pulled a truck with his penis. Do NOT re-read that, you did read it correctly. He tied a strip around his penis & testicles (this is hurting & I don't even have these) and then, his assistant kicked him between the legs (isn't that IN THE BALLS?). According to Cheeseball.org, "Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his Iron Crotch pulled a truck several yards" And all this by penis strength alone. To see a picture of it & read more of the story, click here.

The Families for Depression Awareness have created a kit that is being distributed upon request. The Adult Monitoring Kit contains diaries, worksheets & other tools. In order to qualify for the free kits, you must agree to participate in the pilot project & will be asked to complete a survey, in order to evaluate the kit so that it may be improved. If you're interested, the site is www.familyaware.org.

Are you a movie buff? I know of 1 blogger that ought to love this. HugeMovieQuiz.com offers 3907 trivia questions about movies. How good are you? Wanna find out? Sure, you do. Then go here

My oldest brother sucks at telling jokes. Sometimes, I do too. But if you want to be a good joke teller, Doug Worgul has been kind enough to post some tips on joke telling. Is it an art? Or just smarts? When you check this out & find out, will you come back & tell us?

Are you "Everything Christmas" and "Everything Internet" ? If so, this may be the perfect Christmas Tree Farm for you. Santa will actually deliver these beautiful trees to your door. Is this right up your alley? Great! Here's the link.

Do you get Grinchy when you get stuck in those darn phone trees? You know, when you call a utility company, airline, credit card company that says, "Your call is important to us. For English press one. For Customer Service press 2, for Technical support press 3"....you get the idea. Well, thanks to Paul English who has created a cheat sheet for those of us who have to deal with these entities. You can just go to his website & print the list. Next time you call AT&T rewards & want to speak to a human, just press # # #. Don't believe me? Then click here & I'll make a believer out of you.

Emily is a cute cat, who became a stowaway cat, on a Continental Airlines flight. In late September, she wandered from her Appleton, Wis., home & into a shipping container. On October 24, she was found in Nancy, France & with the help of her tags, her Vet was contacted. Once the airline found out, they offered to fly her home after she passed the mandatory 1 month quarantine. She's home now & I doubt she'll be wandering very far. You can see Emily giving a press conference here.

See the top right of my sidebar? That is Jay's blog, One Way or Another. Jay is my temporary tenant & also a blog I enjoy reading. You can visit his blog by clicking on the blog image & I'm pretty sure you'll be glad you did.

Technorati tags: penis envy, depression, movies, penis, Tu Jin-Sheng, trivia, jokes, christmas, internet, paul english, continental airlines, wisconsin, appleton, nancy, france, quarantine

posted by jane at 9:04 PM